After-School Alchemy

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Everybody Is On Facebook



Muqtada al-Sadr

Interested in: Shariah law

Realtionship Status: In a Relationship

Looking For: Shiite Regional Dominance, Anything I Can Get

Birthday: Rabi-II 5, 1395

Hometown: Najaf, Iraq. Sadr City, what up!

Political Views: Very Conservative

Interests: Self-flagellation, beards, hanging with friends, fueling sectarian violence, cruising, garish posters of myself

Favorite Music: Forbidden because its un-Islamic but I have a soft spot for Sisqo

Favorite T.V. Show: "According to Jim", al-Jazeera

Favorite Movies: "Billy Madison", "Happpy Gilmore", "Big Daddy". Adam Sandler is one hilarious Zionist.

Favorite Books: Koran, "7 Habits of Highly Effective People", "The DaVinci Code"

Favorite Quotes: "Get 'er done!", "Where's the Beef?", "Death to the Great Satan"

1 Comments:

  • Facebook is so the new myspace.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:12 PM  

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